Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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He got tired of kicking him around.

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What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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No one! They're extinct!

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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!