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Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

Scene Jokes More Scene Jokes

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Director Jokes More Director Jokes

Who is the director of the first wireless movie?

Christopher No-LAN

What do you call a director of an anti-vampire organization?

A stakeholder.