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Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

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What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Scene Jokes More Scene Jokes

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

Director Jokes More Director Jokes

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.