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Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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Klondike Bar

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How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

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Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!