Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

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Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

Who is the director of the first wireless movie?

Christopher No-LAN