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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

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Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms?

Southwesteros

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

Xd Jokes More Xd Jokes

What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video?

VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

Seven Dwarf Jokes More Seven Dwarf Jokes

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.