Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

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Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

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Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.