Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Why is six uncomfortable around seven?

Because seven times seven was odd

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Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Why dont orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is!

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Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.