Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

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What's pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's hymen

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They thought she was micromanaging them!

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He was always spiking the ball.

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Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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I don't know.

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An Inkling.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

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A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...