Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

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Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

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Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.