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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

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Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven...?

Because

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

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What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.