They don't know where home is.
A pork chop!
I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Too many Cheetahs.
Really lonely.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Because he can't run home
Because it's covered with horsehide!
All the homes there are underwater
His answer: "My mom."