Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."