Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.