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Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!