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Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was.

Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.