Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

Overtime Jokes More Overtime Jokes

What's the most forbidden word in retail?

Overtime.

What is the difference man &amp?

Woman? Pupil:Sir, in overtime,overdose & overhead,man shouts and woman sobs

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!