Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

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Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What's the most forbidden word in retail?

Overtime.

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!