He wanted to work overtime.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Unioncorns.
Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work
He couldn't see himself doing the work
Overtime.
It was full of ticks.
Because it liked the tick talk.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
Because he's covering an erection!
