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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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What is the difference man &amp?

Woman? Pupil:Sir, in overtime,overdose & overhead,man shouts and woman sobs

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

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Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!