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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Overtime Jokes More Overtime Jokes

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

What is the difference man &amp?

Woman? Pupil:Sir, in overtime,overdose & overhead,man shouts and woman sobs

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

What do you call a belt with a clock?

A waist of time.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave