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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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He lost it.

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So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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A law-suit

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

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Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

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What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.