Overtime Jokes

What's the most forbidden word in retail?

Overtime.

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What is the difference man &amp?

Woman? Pupil:Sir, in overtime,overdose & overhead,man shouts and woman sobs

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Why black people can't be seen in black and white movies?

Becuase they're working in the mine.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!