Overtime Jokes

What's the most forbidden word in retail?

Overtime.

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What is the difference man &amp?

Woman? Pupil:Sir, in overtime,overdose & overhead,man shouts and woman sobs

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

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She'll tell you within five minutes.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What the band's name?

Me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

Why is it called Finding Nemo?

Been wondering for years

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.