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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese?

Gorgon*zola

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!