Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Which cheese is the loneliest?

Prov-alone!

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

How do you make a slow reindeer fast?

Don't feed it!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound