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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!