Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you make a rabbit fast?

Don't feed it.

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!