Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom?

They were boldly going where no man has gone before

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese?

Gorgonzola.

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.