Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.