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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese?

Feta

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.