Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

What did the computer say to the virus?

ScRAM

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!