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Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown