Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.