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Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

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Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas