Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.