Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.