Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

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What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

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What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.