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Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

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What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

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Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!