Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.