Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

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What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.