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Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

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Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!