Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

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Sick.

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Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!