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Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

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What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

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What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.