Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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Don't poop where you scoop.

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A Regis Error.

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Because they hate Turkey

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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Putin: "Turkey"

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Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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He gobbles up.

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.