Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')

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What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.