Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.