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Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

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What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

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Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.