Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.