Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.