ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
