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What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed?

Removed

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The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

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He responds, "One note at a time."

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What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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They're both manicures