I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
The punchline is too long.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
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Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.
Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.