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What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

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What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively?

OC/DC

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What's this song?

Me: Awful.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What's the same about nail care and black people?

They're both manicures