Because they always try to mess with his nails.
None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
I'm Crossed.
Because Jesus was born in a barn.
You really have to nail it
They both got nailed
Because it was a play on words.
Because Intel Inside.
A Nicolas Cage.
They go back and re-herse.
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
2 feet.