Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Try or try not, there is no do.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.
The Chosen Juan.
If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
You really have to nail it
Unemployed
A masochrist.
Because it messes with their hops
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
They're both manicures
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
He was trying to get her pedicure.
He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.
