Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.
A pyrite!
Jesus going up for the cross!
He got too attached to his work.
Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
Rated movies.
Elizabeth.
Go to your room..
It was an oakcident.
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.
He was trying to get her pedicure.
