What's the definition of a nerd?

Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

Previous Random Joke Next

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

Nerd Jokes More Nerd Jokes

What do you call a nerd after highschool?

Boss

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*