What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

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How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

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What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

2scooby4doo

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college?

Because he didn't understand psychics.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.