Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is
Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
Both can be solved with a coat hanger
You must first understand what recursion is
A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
Coming unscrewed
Kids are their definition of a good time.
They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.
The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
