What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK