What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.