Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.