Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do you call a math teacher in an anime?

Sin Pi

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.