What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Previous Random Joke Next

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.