What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.