Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.