Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?

Boy do we have problems.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

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What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus