Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.