What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.