Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

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What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do you call a math teacher in an anime?

Sin Pi

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.