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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!