What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.