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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.