What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.