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How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

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Why are elevator jokes so funny?

Because they work on so many levels

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct