Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

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Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

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What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.