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Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

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Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What was that?

John says: "That was an atomic bomb"

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What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"