Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.