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Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

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How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

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When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

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Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.