Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.