Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake