Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

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What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

Whats a Feminist's favorite math subject?

Triggerednometry

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

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What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

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Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."