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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

What's the first sign of football in the Bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.