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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.