Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!