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How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.