How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles?

A car-toonist!

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

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How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!