How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips