Anytime he wants to go.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
She wanted to be the center of attention.
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
When the stores are open.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
