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When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

Anytime he wants to go.

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Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

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What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.