What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)