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What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

What's it called when a priest is always late?

Collared people's time

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

What does a successful rapping cow struggle with?

Moo money moo problems

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."