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What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

What is the favorite note of a priest?

A minor

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What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

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How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)