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What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon?

An anes-theologist. (close enough)

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.