What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights?

Feminem

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."