Choir Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune