Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other?

A colour scheme.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.