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Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

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Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.