Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.