Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."