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Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."