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Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)