Fortunes.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
You can tune a chainsaw.
BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!
Tune a fish
With its scales!
The bow is moving.
He wanted to get his Car tuned
A chainsaw can be tuned.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
So they can carry their tune
Pulled Pork
The leash goes slack...
Shredded tweet.
You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere
The handycap.
Shooting stars.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
Shelfies.
They can't croco-dial the phones.
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
He won't ever give you *Up*.
He gets Thor arms!
The letter M
It's ok, he woke up.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
