Fortunes.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
He kept trying to tune her G string.
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
You can tune a chainsaw.
Shoot one of them.
BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!
Tune a fish
With its scales!
The bow is moving.
He wanted to get his Car tuned
A chainsaw can be tuned.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
So they can carry their tune
Everywhere.
She had a 19" rack.
Because he was black.
Slow Children At Play
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
A fortune!
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Cygnet-ure-tunes!
The conga!
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony
A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance
Bobby Fillet
Lightbulb.
Hi Buster.
Pull the pin and throw it back.
