Fortunes.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
He kept trying to tune her G string.
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
You can tune a chainsaw.
BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!
Tune a fish
With its scales!
The bow is moving.
He wanted to get his Car tuned
A chainsaw can be tuned.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
So they can carry their tune
If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
Their phones would get wet.
He was de-lighted
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
I think we should sea otter people.
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
She was trying to get ahead!
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
Because the trombone is a sax offender.
Sorry, repost
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
When the leash goes slack.
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)
