Fortunes.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
He kept trying to tune her G string.
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
You can tune a chainsaw.
BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!
Tune a fish
With its scales!
The bow is moving.
He wanted to get his Car tuned
A chainsaw can be tuned.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
So they can carry their tune
The coming of the lord
Scares their dogs.
2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
A pizza can feed a family of four.
You hear about them but never see them
He lost his hearing.
An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
Shooting the breeze.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)
Pubstep
It Depends
Depends.
