Fortunes.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
He kept trying to tune her G string.
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
You can tune a chainsaw.
BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!
Tune a fish
With its scales!
The bow is moving.
He wanted to get his Car tuned
A chainsaw can be tuned.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
So they can carry their tune
A short one!
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)
Depends
It all depends on how you look at it
Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally
Everywhere.
Rock and Roll
Prague Rock.
Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators
They lived harpily ever after!
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!
The devil has standards.
Nice doing business with you!
