Fortunes.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
You can tune a chainsaw.
BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!
Tune a fish
With its scales!
The bow is moving.
He wanted to get his Car tuned
A chainsaw can be tuned.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
So they can carry their tune
A Paul Walker.
They take their prison population and school population to Rio.
Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA
On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
2 Na
I don't know but they sure are Russian.
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
A tuna.
Tuna (2Na).
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Because it scares the dog.
It freaks out the dogs!
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
