Fortunes.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
You can tune a chainsaw.
BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!
Tune a fish
With its scales!
The bow is moving.
He wanted to get his Car tuned
A chainsaw can be tuned.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
So they can carry their tune
It depends on how much crack he can produce.
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Because you have to hollow out the head.
Papal
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
A short one!
The leash goes slack...
No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!
One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!
His property was Fur Elise
Decompose
The Devil has standards.
The Devil's advocado.
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
Start shouting Jehovah.
