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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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How chi was the Olympics?

So chi

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

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What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.