How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What goes clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop?

An Amish drive by shooting.

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

America Jokes More America Jokes

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Rio Jokes More Rio Jokes

What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?

Cheer-Rios

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.