How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

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The first herd shot round the world!

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Heck

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Because the fine bros would sue.

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Water Polio

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Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Americas already got two running for president.

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Cuz freedom rings, baby!

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Walking.

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Because he always came in a little behind.

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Zikachu.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.