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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

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How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who is saved?

America

Who survives?

America.

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

Rio Jokes More Rio Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.