Because the best you can get is bronze.
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
Phelps.
Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
LeBronze James
He only Phelps himself.
Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.
They take their prison population and school population to Rio.
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.
The 2016 Olympics.
Walking.
A stretch
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....
Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!
I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!
Gopher gold.
Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
Water Polio
Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
A Brazilian.
She has it bronzed.
Because there's always a cheetah
Because they're all in the US
It was I, **RIO**!!!
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
Trigger.
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Legs
He was on performance-enhancing rugs.
Wai Tu Yung
So the can finally have a good Olympic team.
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
A positive pregnancy test.
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Being normal.
Because her coach was always a pumpkin.
A pumpkin!
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!
