Because the best you can get is bronze.
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
Phelps.
Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
LeBronze James
He only Phelps himself.
Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.
They take their prison population and school population to Rio.
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.
The 2016 Olympics.
Walking.
A stretch
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....
Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!
I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!
Gopher gold.
Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
Water Polio
Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
A Brazilian.
She has it bronzed.
Because there's always a cheetah
Because they're all in the US
It was I, **RIO**!!!
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
If you're busted, run.
They like to run around in their bear feet.
A fart with a lump in it
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
Wai Tu Yung
He was on performance-enhancing rugs.
So the can finally have a good Olympic team.
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
Because it was on the house.
British dentist.
Cross-country
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
The constellation prize.
They both came in a little behind.
