Because the best you can get is bronze.
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
Phelps.
Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
LeBronze James
He only Phelps himself.
Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.
They take their prison population and school population to Rio.
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.
The 2016 Olympics.
Walking.
A stretch
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....
Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!
I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!
Gopher gold.
Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
Water Polio
Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
A Brazilian.
She has it bronzed.
Because there's always a cheetah
Because they're all in the US
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
Their balls are just for decoration.
Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.
Because he hates capitalism.
Hindsight is 2020
Coach
The Thai fighter
Thai-land.
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
This did not go swimmingly at all
Because he wanted to be walled-in.
Their last big hit was The Wall.
He gets stumped.
I don't know, I just fly the drone
