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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

3rd Jokes More 3rd Jokes

What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

2016 Olympic Jokes More 2016 Olympic Jokes

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!