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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

2016 Olympic Jokes More 2016 Olympic Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Rio Jokes More Rio Jokes

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!