Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

Removed

2016 Olympic Jokes More 2016 Olympic Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Rio Jokes More Rio Jokes

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.