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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

2016 Olympic Jokes More 2016 Olympic Jokes

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Rio Jokes More Rio Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!