Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

Removed

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!