Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

2016 Olympic Jokes More 2016 Olympic Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Rio Jokes More Rio Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What is the official cereal for the Rio Olympics?

Cheer-Rios