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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

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Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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What is the official cereal for the Rio Olympics?

Cheer-Rios

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.