2016 Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

Removed

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Electoral College Jokes More Electoral College Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

2016 Olympic Jokes More 2016 Olympic Jokes

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.