2016 Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Why did everyone love the mushroom at the party?

He was a fungi.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.