2016 Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Discuss Jokes More Discuss Jokes

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out?

Because he had a Taipei personality.

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.