2016 Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

Removed

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

2016 Olympic Jokes More 2016 Olympic Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".