What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.