What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.