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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

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Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs