What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married.

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Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!