What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

You get a short circut.

What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

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What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

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All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

Why are black people always wrong?

They have no rights.

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Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.