What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

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What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs