Czech Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

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Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor