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Czech Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

Because it provides cavity protection

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

Double Jokes More Double Jokes

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music