Czech Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

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Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

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Because they always double Czech their work!

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

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Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

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What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

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What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.