Czech Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

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Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

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What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

Abortion Jokes More Abortion Jokes

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant