Czech Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

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Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

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What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

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What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops