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Czech Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

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What are you in the bathroom?

European

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special Olympics?

It wasn't going over too well.

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music?

Cosettes.

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.