Czech Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

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How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Prague Jokes More Prague Jokes

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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Skoda Jokes More Skoda Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

What music do dyslexic programmers listen to?

Run/CMD

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

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Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!