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What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

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What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

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What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.