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What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

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Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.