What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

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What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff