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What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.