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What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.