What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

Wel-dern

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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When the chips are down!

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.