What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)