What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!