Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta

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What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.