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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.