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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.