Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

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Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

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What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.