Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!