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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.