Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!