Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence