Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.