What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

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A pachydermatologist.

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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

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Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid