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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Chemical Jokes More Chemical Jokes

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy?

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