What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Chemical Jokes More Chemical Jokes

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you