What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

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What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

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How can I direct your call, babygirl?

Smooth Operator

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!