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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

Smooth Operator Jokes More Smooth Operator Jokes

How can I direct your call, babygirl?

Smooth Operator

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!