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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

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What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

How can I direct your call, babygirl?

Smooth Operator