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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

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How can I direct your call, babygirl?

Smooth Operator

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!