What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

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What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

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Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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How can I direct your call, babygirl?

Smooth Operator

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!