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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

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How does a Plutonium Gun sounds like?

Pu! Pu! Pu!

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

So we can both sound useless.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Why did the man go fishing?

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin