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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

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Use a homophone.

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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You can't tuna fish.

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

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What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.