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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

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A phone moan.

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Sometimes, there's a catch

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They both have rings!

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Alexander Graham Fell!

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin