Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

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What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

Because it was the first Indie film.

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats