Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

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Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc