Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

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Why did the Cephalopod get coal for Christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

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What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.