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Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

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What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce