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Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

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Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

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What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.