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Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got