Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.