Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

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Why is Chapstick so popular?

Cause it's the balm baby!

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.