What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

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Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

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What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

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What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.