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What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

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What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Half Moon Jokes More Half Moon Jokes

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf