What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

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Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

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What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.