What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

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What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.