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What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

Half Moon Jokes More Half Moon Jokes

What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.