Jean Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What is DNA's favourite clothing?

Jeans!

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

Denim denim denim!

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers