Jean Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What is DNA's favourite clothing?

Jeans!

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

Denim denim denim!

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

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What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

Skinny Jean Jokes More Skinny Jean Jokes

How are skinny jeans like a small mansion?

They have no ball room.

What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No room

Luigi Wear Jokes More Luigi Wear Jokes

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.