Jean Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What is DNA's favourite clothing?

Jeans!

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

Denim denim denim!

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

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How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.