Jean Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What is DNA's favourite clothing?

Jeans!

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

Denim denim denim!

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

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What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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What did the Spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No room

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What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.