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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim