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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What are Mario's pants made of?

DENIM DENIM DENIM

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."