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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What are Mario's pants made of?

DENIM DENIM DENIM

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim