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What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.