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What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.