What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!