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What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear