What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears