What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears