What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.